Saturday, April 16, 2011


"...or gucci nicholas cage i take your girl in 60 seconds or gucciman travolta, davins doin the slow dancin"

Ever since I was a young lad, I knew that having a positive role model in your life could make a difference. A difference between college or a life of minimum wage jobs. BIG decisions can be influenced by the people you admire and look up to.

I am very glad to say that I have not only one, but two amazing role models. These two gentlemen (swag) are both influential in their own right (swag).

Fashion sense? Check. Mad bitches? Check. Unfuckwitable flow? Check.

It's very hard for me to imagine a world without these genius' creating masterful symphonies that melt in your ears like ice cream in your mouth.

Yes, and though we have been blessed with these artists, we are also cursed. Cursed by the gods, for anyone swagging this hard is obviously going to catch the eye of many young ladies.

Undoubtably, this will create a rift in our population. All the females will only want to reproduce with Gucci Mane Porter, leaving mere table scraps for the rest of us.

Oh well. Mama said there'll be days like this.

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